I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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