I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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