wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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