I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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