So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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