So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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