she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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