seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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