if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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