Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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