"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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