I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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