There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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