Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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