im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We're too hungover to prance.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
