Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm both gender and math confused
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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