i think i have two assholes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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