lets start a swedish sibling band together
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So vagazzling was a success
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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