OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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