She announced her abortion via fbk
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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