she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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