she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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