i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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