I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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