so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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