It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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