Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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