yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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