Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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