he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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