Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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