Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I could fuck to npr.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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