They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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