Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
