So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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