you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
