They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Of course I have a pirate flag
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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