We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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