Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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