Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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