So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
