Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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