So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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