I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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