I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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