I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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