"it" just moved
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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