absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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