I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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