hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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