i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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