It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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