ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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