marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's never too late to be topless.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
