his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.