i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This baby is an asshole
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.