Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?