I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Your dad touched me again.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something